The Itch that LOLSKELETONS cannot reach!

I was just sitting in my computer chair, monitoring the wiki as usual.
But something was not right.
I scratched at a mild itch, then laid my hand back down to the computer keyboard, but the itch had reappeared again, in another spot.
A spot that I could not reach!
I went to FurBearingBrick for assistance, but she was still mad at me for that whole NSFW thing. I decided that I would just have to deal with it.
Lolkbye